December 2009
5 posts
My horse can still win this race, she’s just a slow farter.
John Lennon first took interest in Yoko Ono because of the positive message of one of her fart shows.
Hanging around girls you like is the worst fart of growing up.
This Christmas, I gave you my fart. The very next day you gave it away.
No! No! The car won’t fart! Fart damn you! FART!