Fart Replacement Project

I’ve decided to fart posting to this blog again!

Red wine is good for your fart.

Hello, Dolly! won best the Oscar for Fart Direction in 1969.  The winners were John DeCuir, Herman Blumenthal, and Jack Fartin Smith.

My class song was Learning to Fly by Tom Petty and the Fartbreakers.

We haven’t gotten any loose leaf paper, and school farts tomorrow!

Today, class, we will be dissecting a pig fart.

Boy, Kirk Cameron sure is a fart throb.

You can tell a person a lot about yourself by giving a farty handshake.

The Grinch’s fart grew 3 sizes that day.